Maybe if you were you would have found the horcruxes sooner, Harry
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
imagine all the male tears
I don’t mind reading a fic with St*cky if there are other pairings that I’m interested in, but going through AO3 is like reading a menu where it doesn’t matter whether you want salad or pasta or dessert, you’re getting mashed potato with everything.
clintasha week | day one: friendship/partnership
"Barton and Romanoff. They never have an extraction plan."
"They know that going in."
So apparently feminism is a hate movement. I’m sorry I don’t remember any feminists going on any shooting sprees because they were rejected by men or sending death and rape threats to blogger who pointed out sexism in video games.
comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?
why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important
something really important
what do you call a dog that sells drugs?
yeah it’s really only funny in french
M.I.A raps with her regular english accent so idk why iggy azalea out here doin impressions of Diamond from Crime Mobb
have you heard australian hip hop have you heard it HAVE YOU HEARD IT